Airline Pilot
Veteran
Published Author
Amateur Bartender
Twice Awardee: TIME Person of the year
Calendar/Time Reform Advocate
NASA Test Pilot
Mediocre Homeowner

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The most entertaining, technically accurate interpretation of all available evidence.

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Helicopters: Yes
Airplanes: Yes
Space Shuttle: Classified

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Airline Pilot - American Airlines
Veteran - 20 year Army career
Published Author - Self-Published on a laser jet still counts
Amateur Bartender - I've seen Cocktail three times and own a Boston shaker
Time Person of the Year - 2003 and 2006
Calendar/Clock Reform Advocate - 13 months and Metric Time. Don't get me started, I can talk for 75 minutes about it!
NASA - Cockpit design/User Interface testing at NASA Norfolk flight simulator. Testing, performed at NASA, by a pilot.
Mediocre Homeowner - Lowe's receipts and unfinished projects speak for themself.All claims are technically accurate within reasonable definitions of the words chosen and omitted.

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I'm allergic to mosquitoes, they give me a welt.
I'm allergic to flowers, they make me melt.
I don't like mornings, coffee is the cure.
I don't drink cheap whiskey, my palate's mature.
I'm against the government, but I don't favor treason.
I'm against socks with sandals, regardless of the season.
I enjoy a good martini, preferably with gin.
I believe in fair competition, provided I win.
I enjoy travel, especially by air.
I prefer my waitress with 15 pieces of flair.
I believe in good manners, and treating people right.
Unless you play Catan with me, then prepare for a fight.
I pride myself on honesty, in everything I do.
And everything you've read here is technically true.

Supporting pontifications, monologues, tirades and dissertations may be provided at the sole discretion of the author.